It seems centaurs have a very interesting society. They’re lax and pretty chill, have a party culture, but clearly have a hierarchy. There are rules, but they don’t really worry about breaking them. Also they have invented trains (express no less!), when did they have time to do that?
I’m not sure it’s getting across here, but the King of the Centaurs is so awesome, that his tail is also a mustache. Surely he is the answer to Henry’s problem.
I just realized an alternate title for this week’s strip could be The Elder Scroll….but that might be too much.